I can’t wait to get back home. First a king, now a war hero, too. Being Odysseus can have its perks. My son is a great man. Telemachus is his name. I don’t know how long it has been since I last saw he and my wife. My plan to get out of Troy with the Trojan horse thing, was not for Greece, but so I could get back to my family as soon as possible. I am almost there. According to the stars, I am only 10 days away.
Pssst, Odysseus. I know a lot of women are interested in you. Here's the thing, I have a client who really wants to meet you. She's beautiful and kind. She's not a queen or a witch with magical powers. She's just a nice person. Can I plan a meeting sometime soon?
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Tell whoever this woman is, that I am married. I would like to meet her, but I am trying to get back to the one's I truly love, My wife and son.
ReplyDeleteHey do want to come to tea I am having a party!
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No thank you. I am more of a wine or coffee person.
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ReplyDeleteOdysseus, I am also a wine or coffee person! maybe we could get together sometime and have a coffee house where i read you the poems i wrote about you... oopsies, I shouldn't have said that
ReplyDeleteoh silly Cleo...ahahahaha
ReplyDeleteoh and scylla, tea isn't really my thing, but I LOVE BISCUITS!!
I LOVE HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you seem a little full of yourself! hero and king, sheesh... let someone else be famous!
ReplyDeleteHi Odysseus its me Calypso just here to tell you how much better my life is now that you left my island. I am having soooo much fun. Not that you would know.
ReplyDeleteHey maybe we could friends come by my cave!
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